ElBissaa!!

My sister has a cat phobia.

We don't have a cat so there's no much encounters between her and a cat.. but there's a black cat, Noir, that has inhabited our backyard and became my little pet-deprived sisters' and brother's friend, then they bought two bunnies, and kept them out with the cat (she's a bunny phobic too, by the way, actually every-living-creature-other-than-human-beings phobic).. so everytime she goes out or in, she has to make sure that the couple of metres from the door to the car is cat-and-bunny-free.

The two of us were going out once, we were running errands and carrying many bags with us, when the two bunnies came out of nowhere, not even near her. They just stood blankly staring at us. She threw the bags away, clutched my shoulders from the back and screamed "Protect me! protect me!" and then ran back inside.

Protect you from what exactly? They don't even run fast, and we scare them anyway! A minute later, I recovered from my shock and anger and hessshhhh-ed them away to make way for the princess!

Now my aunt's got a cat. An adorable one, really. And since my family loves to spend days at my grandparents' it's started to get out of control. A cat and a phobic under the same roof is reallyyyy annoying!
She had the maids lock the cat up in a room all day long, and if the cat sneaked out of his detention, my sister makes a show, or locks herself up.

We were having lunch once, when her eyes went wide in horror, in my direction, let out the louded shriek ever, dropped what she had and ran into a room and locks the door. The cat.

I got ANGRY. First because I almost had a heart attack, I get terrified easily and I was shocked I didn't faint or something. And then because the cat was AWAY from her! It's not like he jumped over her or something!!! When I got my senses back I started shouting "SARAAAH, #@$#@^!%^$#@!".. the only time I could yell at my big sister (yes, she's 3 years older than me) and not get a glare back :p

So that's how it goes.. once every two hours she screams "elbissssaaaaa" and makes a running show.. We don't sympathize with her anymore.. Even the maids got bored with her, I bet they're planning to kill either her or the cat. Yeah Sarah they do, trust me!!

What got on my nerves is that yesterday I was doing my laundry. The laundry room was closed and when I opened it a wave of super hot steam came out, because the machines were on and the door closed.. I turned on the lights to find the cat curled up in a corner!!!!! Now that was cruel, 7araaam. When I told the maids about their excuse was Sarah's phobia.. pffft! See I told you they're planning to kill him!