Me: M7md ma3loom hatha hospital ana fe roo7 sawa sawa my friend? same same AlRashid.
M7md: *pause*
Me: T3leemi. King Fahad?
M7md: *pause*
Me: Big. Brown. Katheer buildings.
M7md: Aaaahh.. fe m3loom.
Me: 6yb go henak.
~
Me: M7md t3al.
M7md: Al7een eejy?
Me: Ewa el7een.
M7md: Okay okay.
M7md: Ana fe barra waiting katheer time!!
Me: 6yybbb eejy eejy..
~
Me: M7md m3loom hatha Casper restaurant ana fe roo7 last week m3 sa7ar?
M7md: *pause*
Me: Same same corniche.. Casper.. white.. ana fe roo7 *desperately repeats what I just said*
M7md: Ooohh.. ana fe m3loom.
Me: 6yb t3al el7een.
10 minutes later, he called..
Saudi guy: Alo elsalam 3laikum
Me: wa 3laykum elsalam, I got used to this situation where he gets lost and asks the first human being he sees to call me.. so I went, momken law sm7t tdellu 3la Casper and Gambini?
~
Sunday morning, 7:00am.
Me: M7md today ana fe go hospital 7:30.
M7md: Ooohh hatha tyre 5arban ana fe warsha.
Me: 6yb t3al sayyara baba.
M7md: Baba go maktab 8 b3dain fee gerger.
Me: La mafi gerger!! yalla t3al el7een 3shan b3dain ana mafi late!
M7md: Mafi mushkela wanait? (i.e. pick-up)
Me: ELLA FE MUSHKILA! T3AL SAYYARA BABA!
M7md: Bss fee kateer 7orma rakkeb wanait mafi mushkela......
Me: T3al sayyara baba!!
M7md: 6yb 6yb 5 minutes fe 5alla9 tyre sayyara ana eejy.
And that's how he ruined my language..
Sunday, July 27, 2008
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14 comments:
lol omg..so funny
new words in Arabic Vocabulary:
mafe m3loom , gerger , eejy
I used to have this problem with our drivers or with the housemaids. I remember one of housemaids that work in our house , speak Arabic fluently and fa9ee7 ;P haha. I talk to them Saudi Arabic !! or in English.
P.S/allah yakon fe 3onk bs ..it seems that ur driver is mfahie lol
LOOOOOOOOOOL
tara i loooove ur driver XD .. he's sooo cute, o u can't get both cute & smart driver
and lool @ the tyre .. kel hatha 3ashan 5 mins w y5alle9 !!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ee hind ma fee moskel enta fee kalam same same keda hada marra kwais
m3loom?
love ur driver : )
Hind a'9eefe ela th'lk klh al cooking smell :p
ana o soso ga3deen n'97k 3la ur post :D
CO,
Yeah tell me about it :|
Glamour,
-_-
He's NOT cute! therefore he should be smart :p
LOOL at you!!
Swarwar,
Ewa m3loom!! :D
Photon,
I miss you enti o Soso :)
I got a question, is this ethnicity genuinely stupid, or they just pretend to be? :-o
LOL! That was hilarious!!! XD
awwal sawwagna lamma ommi kanat tgoolu ennaha bt6la3 she used to say "a7mad, ana fe roo7 el7een" and he replies "ana a7mad wla ana madam?"
miskeen he got confused with the word ana ;p
Skittles,
I guess they pretend to be when they don't feel like doing something. Cause seriously sometimes he surprises me, when he's in a good mood, of course.
Oreo Madness,
Hehe it's not hilarious till it's over :D
LOL @ "ana madam" ;p
lol
how funny!
next time try to talk to him directly without using too many descrptions and then you see how he understands. Anyway, i feel sorry for this man :(
everybody is loving your driver.. and actually say he's cute!! :D
ok.. he is kinda funny!!
next time post his pix :p
loooool
Girls should drive! And then if you still want to keep the so-called cute driver then feel free to :P
Chocolate,
Oh trust me we tried!
KD,
For the millionth time, he's NOT cute!
and no I won't post his pictures :p
Bassem,
I'm one of the very few girls who don't want to drive.. I have panic attacks even being in the backseat of the car :|
Oh my God, that was hilarious! :D
wallah 9'7kt ktheeer :)
allah ye3eenk 3leeh
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