Schizophrenia

I have two selves.. my nerd self who wants to study and do everything perfectly on time, and my loser self, who just wants to have fun and never make any effort.
Well, my nerd self was doing a good job today until the other self jumped it and started ruining the poor nerd self's life. It was a tough competition. But eventually the almighty loser self won and here I am online, watching soap operas and planning for the weekend.
Now my nerd self is pinching me for allowing my loser self to control me! Or that's what they call conscience?
I dont know. I just want my nerd back =(